Welcome to the online document of the first "Iron Man" competition. Here you will find all the information you need in order to stay up to date with the latest news and results of the Iron Man competition. Here's the skinny:

The Iron Man competition came into being after a discussion about who would triumph at a range of sports. As the discussion ebbed and flowed, some rules began to take form. Within a matter of minutes there were 8 willing participants, each with their own unique event to bring to the tournament. 8 people + 1 event per person = 8 events. Simple. Each person would submit their own rule sets for their chosen event and organise the specifics. Let's meet the people, please click them to exponentially increase their size:

Name: Ashford Mills
Age: 22
Likes: Donald Duck, barley water, high fives, Bruce Forsythe.
Dislikes: Cue sports, people who don't like Bruce Forsythe.
Chosen Event: Street Basketball

Name: "Bruno Fountain"
Age: 28
Likes: The Queen, Scalextric, glucose intravenous drips.
Dislikes: Revealing his true identity, being told that he resembles Mandy Dingle in the above photo.
Chosen Event: Bar Billiards

Name: Christopher Light
Age: 21
Likes: Showing off his nips, Arsenal, anything to do with burgers.
Dislikes: Covering up his nips, being called "Burger Face".
Chosen Event: Squash

Name: Ian Dulley
Age: 23
Likes: Playing "Guitar Hero" with his feet, Mel Gibson.
Dislikes: Shaving, Mel Gibson's views.
Chosen Event: Guitar Hero

Name: Jonathan "Jonny" Inwood
Age: 21
Likes: Trumpets, clammy hands.
Dislikes: Cycling headlong into bushes.
Chosen Event: 100m Sprint

Name: Jonathan "Jay" Joseph
Age: 26
Likes: Beef, vests, saying "I'm just going to the toilet" and then sneaking off home.
Dislikes: Staying out all night.
Chosen Event: 10 Pin Bowling

Name: Marc Connolly
Age: 24
Likes: Shaking hands, taking off his clothes at the first opportunity, playing Gay Chicken.
Dislikes: Losing at Gay Chicken.
Chosen Event: Penalty Shootout

Name: Marc Haridimou
Age: 27
Likes: Borat impressions, Feta cheese, smiling, photo sessions.
Dislikes: Frowning, displays of anger.
Chosen Event: American 8-Ball Pool

So there we have our 8 contestants. Here's a final rundown of the chosen events:

Street Basketball
Bar Billiards
Squash
Guitar Hero
100m Sprint
10 Pin Bowling
Penalty Shootout
American 8-Ball Pool

Let the inaugural Iron Man competition begin...